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Joke of the Day
"Harry Potter Pickup line. Hey babe are you parseltongued cause my snake wants to communicate!"
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"HILARIOUS: 5 ways in which parents put us through tortures during our childhood!"
"Knock knock (six year old told me this one) Who's there? Poop Poop who? Poop in your face... LOL"
"Does saying ""No Nigerian scammers"" in your ad really deter Nigerian scammers from scamming you Nigeriously?"
"Capitalization is important. NSFW Capitalization is the difference between ""I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse."" and ""I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."""
"""Today I'm just going to wear pajamas all day."" - Hugh Hefner ever morning of his life."
"A Freudian slip is... when you say one thing, and mean amother."
"To spice things up in the bedroom, I have my wife dress up as a pizza boy. Then, I have her put the pizza on the counter and then leave."
"NSFW what does a suicide bomber need virgins for i read that suicide bombers get offered a bunch of virgins in heaven but whats a pile of mince meat going to do with them in heaven anyway."
"Sorry I didn't text you back, but my phone recognized your number."