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Joke of the Day
"What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed? WASWAS!"
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"I wrote a book It's called Oceans 2: The Seaquel"
"What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!"
"Alcohol and calculus don't go together very well. Don't drink and derive."
"What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy? Little Seizures."
"COACH: You miss 100% of the shots you take. ME: You mean, don't take? COACH: No. You are, by far, the worst athlete I have ever seen."
"What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip? Coo."
"What's black and blue and hates sex? The boy scout in my trunk."
"So a girl asked me if I was a tits or an ass man.. so I said, well my friends always tell me, ""You're an ass, man!"" Ba dum tiss."
"Ebay You have got to love Ebay Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month."