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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy? Little Seizures."
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"Two old drunks I was sitting in a bar with my friend and I noticed two old drunks across the bar from us. I laughed and said, ""That's us in ten years."" My friend replied, ""That's a mirror, dipshit."""
"Grocery shopping on a diet is easy in Germany.. Just look for the *gluten tag*."
"Making a business call while sexting is surprisingly difficult. Mmm yes, baby, suck my purchase order."
"What kind of house does Fonzie live in? An ""A"" frame..."
"My resume is just an old VHS tape of the ""Life Goes On"" episode where Corky lip syncs ""Fight the Power"" for his school's talent show."
"A feminist, a vegan and a CrossFitter walk into a bar. What happens next? His head explodes, because he can't decide which one to tell you about first."
"Did you hear about the man who was into asphyxiation and vegetables? He liked being artichoked."
"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."
"HOLLYWOOD They wanted me for the lead role in Twelve Years a slave but id only been married for 10"