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Joke of the Day
"I've heard rumors that desperate prostitutes use Crest Toothpaste to reduce cavities."
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"Winnie-the-Pooh is in tears He got Triggered."
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"Did you see the news about the Governor of Alabama's mansion burning down? Damn near took out the entire trailer park."
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"Got my dad today nope nevermind, he ran away again"
"Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a child? He told me to tell you see said hello."
"How do lesbian carpenters work? No studs. All tongue in groove."
"Women are like mechanics. I have no idea what they're talking about."
"What's J.D. Salingers favorite thing to have in a sandwich? RYEbread...."