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Joke of the Day
"What's J.D. Salingers favorite thing to have in a sandwich? RYEbread...."
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"Where do Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder go in the summer? To concentration camp."
"Im sat here looking at my glass half empty..... Everyone is telling me that I should look at my glass half full, but i just want to know, WHO THE FUCK DRANK MY DRINK"
"Circus stocks are up Because the clowns sure are making a killing."
"The Da Vinci Code talks a lot about it Jesus had a child... But what about the second cuming?"
"It's not about how she looks, it's all about how she looks at you."
"Maybe it's karma that I stepped in gum after all the times I've spit mine out on sidewalks. Didn't stop me from keying the nearest car."
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? >**Because they lactose**"
"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin."
"A homeless man randomly asked me if I was from Minnesota yesterday, so I replied, ""no, but once I stabbed a guy who grew up in Minneapolis"""