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Joke of the Day

"Winnie-the-Pooh is in tears He got Triggered."

"A Spanish-speaking sailor met Poseidon and asked the God of the Water if he was wet all the time? Poseidon: ""Sea, Senor!"""

"Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tune a fish. Say it outloud if you don't get it. I made this one up in first grade IIRC."

"Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!"

"Critics are calling my performance of Wife Pretending To Care About Her Husband's Work Story ""emotionally charged"" and ""daring""."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? DO IT YOURSELF YOU FILTHY MAN!"

"Why was the snow yellow? Elsa let it go."

"Two Part Joke Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? To get to the stupid bitches house. Knock Knock [Whose There] It's the Chicken!"

"What was the score of the lobster soccer game? Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls."

"A pregnant teen and her baby is thinking the same thing... ""My mom is gonna kill me."""