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Joke of the Day
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."
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"Jesus walks into a bar ""Just 12 waters please"", while winking at his disciples."
"What do you call potato friends? Spuddies"
"God Said to Phil ""Come Forth and Receive Eternal Life."" Phil came fifth and received a toaster."
"if you whisper ""snapchat"" in the mirror 3 times a white girl will appear and say ""hold on let me grab my Bacardi before you take the pic!"""
"The Strongman by Everhard Muscles"
"My life selling houses by Con Allday"
"[hardware store] Me: Let me do the talking. This is man stuff Wife: Fine Clerk: Can I help you? Me: I need a whacker thingy to hit nails"
"Why did the U.S. invade Panama? Just Cause"
"I have very bad addiction to wrapping gifts. Every time I open a present, I end up rewrapsing."