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Joke of the Day
"Mark Ruffalo is the name you could most likely teach a dog to say."
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"Kids React [removed]"
"Don't tell my girlfriend but I'm the one who's been eating the soap"
"Why are most reactionists black? Because stealing is the only thing they can do."
"I heard that roles in leadership positions are good jobs... ...but tell that to Kim Jong Un, he's a dictator with a failing Korea"
"My friend broke one of his bones in a funny accident. It was humerus."
"An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either."
"Wife: You said you'll keep me as a queen but you make me dig the farm all day. WTF is this about? Husband: Darling you are my Queen of Spades."
"10, 27, 28, 30, 32 walk into a bar... 10 says ""I'm drinking age, I swear!"" The bartender says ""Outlier!"""
"Autocorrect is like the kid in class who got ONE right and now he won't stop raising his hand."