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Joke of the Day

"Why did the U.S. invade Panama? Just Cause"

"What is black, white, black, white...? A nun falling down the stairs"

"Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes..."

"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home."

"Why monkeys make terrible drivers: bad depth perception, suffer from road rage & fling poop at other drivers."

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well, here he is: [Prince Albert in a can](http://imgur.com/65aBahK) EDIT: Anyone remember that old-old joke?"

"an advice to every dad,if you wanna see your children just turn the router off,they will suddenly appear.btw ur neighbor might come as well."

"What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman? He just wants her to be down to Mars"

"Heart is mobile and you are sim GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!"

"Did You guys hear what the Jews did when they rioted? They threw Mazel Tov Cocktails"