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Joke of the Day
"Why is Stephen Hawking successful? He can't run away from his responsibilities."
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"I hate when I'm beating my grandma in Mario Kart and she kicks the controller out my hands."
"So what if I don't know what ""apocalypse"" means. It's not like it's the end of the world"
"Does ""You'll find love when you're not looking for it"" apply to money too? Because let me be clear I am NOT looking for $10 million dollars."
"Sometimes, when I don't want anyone to talk to me, I stand on a busy street corner with a clip board."
"What do you call a white asian who loves cola? Cokeasian."
"What kind of jokestuff do farmers like? Corny jokes."
"What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer? Kobe beef"
"A virgin nun gets pregnant.... And she's sure it's not a miracle pregnancy so she bursts into the priests chambers and yells out ""which of you fuckers has been wanking on the candles?"""
"Barakaysan la hadal sida Maalinta burcad ah!"