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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut? Menachem Vegan"

"A termite walks into a bar... And asks, ""Is the bartender here?""."

"Why was the dolphin sad? Because it didn't know it's porpoise in life. Thank you. Thank you."

"The two hardest things in programming? Naming things, caching things and off-by-one errors!"

"Why did the Fresh Prince have to take a cab anyways? How shitty was that family that no one would pick him up from the airport?"

"Well, Jesus, now all Samsung's competitors have to say is ""we won't blow up in your pocket and set you ablaze!"""

"As I've gotten older, my answer to any problem, more and more, is ""burn it down""."

"I know this guy who prematurely ejaculates and he just comes out of no where..."

"A picture's worth 1,000 words, which explains why Twitter only shows 14 percent of the images I post."

"Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill areas....sorry I had to share this cheesy joke I just overheard my coworker tell."