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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever seen those ""Give a penny, take a penny"" things at convenience stores??? that makes no cents"

"What is small, bald and wrinkled? Danny DeVito"

"A man told his friend: ""After 12 years of... ...therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"""

"*do a little dance* *make a little love* *get kicked out of this funeral*"

"If a glow worm were to have its tail cut off ... ... would it be de-lighted?"

"Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? In France, one egg is un oeuf"

"You know what the opposite of Netflix and Chill is? 9/11 and school"

"Did you guys hear about the new metal band playing at the winery this evening? They're called Grapes of Wrath."

"What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head? I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob."