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Joke of the Day

"Doctor doctor I'm at death's door! Don't worry Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through."

"Death hack: bury your loved ones with their fitness trackers for a low-cost early zombie alert system."

"What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake? I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me"

"So a ""refugee"" walks into a bar... ...So a firefighter walks into the remains of a bar..."

"Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny? Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau"

"I'm not gonna let something like a restraining order get in the way of a love as special and unique as ours. Shhhhh. Stop crying."

"I ordered my latte wrong at that new gypsy coffee place and now my shadow is a horse shadow"

"What did the southern gentleman say to the prostitute? Hello ma'am, what can I do you for?"

"What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else? Their ""Senor""ity!"

"We may not be able to call black people the N-word But we can say things like ""hey dad"" and ""have a nice day officer."""