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Joke of the Day

"""Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD? It makes no sense!"" ""Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"""

"A Spanish magician is at a party He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust. He then begins to count, ""uno, dos,"" POOF. He disappeared without a tres."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite river? Denial."

"9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men."

"69 is the kamikaze of sex. If I'm going down, you're coming with me."

"You call it reckless driving, I call it searching for my lighter."

"Me: Yes honey.. I know.. a stroller for the baby. I got it. *hangs up* Salesman: As I was saying, the largest hamster ball we sell is a-"

"How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it."

"Did you hear about the painting that was falsely sent to prison? He was framed."

"I greet all my daughter's boyfriends with, ""I used to molest guys like you in prison."""