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Joke of the Day
"What do Syrian refugees eat for breakfast? Syrial!"
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"I read my wife's diarrhea She thinks I have dyslexia!"
"Who do cows pray to? Moohammad"
"This is why I drink. - Me, doing anything sober."
"How Many Karma Whores does it take to change a light bulb? If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!"
"What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids? A stand up guy"
"Pinion nut math What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another? A difference of a pinion!"
"Sitting outside the dentist office eating Oreos, b/c I think everyone should earn their pay."
"Why do virgins never stand still? They are used to being chaste."
"I give new meaning to the word ""awesome."" At least I did when I changed the Wikipedia entry."