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Joke of the Day

"Job interview tip: Tell them you're not an applicant, you're an appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise."

"I don't know which is stranger: That the cat buried a mouse's body in the yard, or that the service was attended by dozens of mice in suits."

"This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess."

"What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting? ""Gee U Knit!"""

"Why are mexicans bad firefighters? Because they cant tell jose from hose B"

"Scientists discover that Jupiter's moon, Europa, may be suitable for human habitation. When asked to comment Jupiter stated, ""Oh, hell no."""

"A hermaphrodite... Is the only thing that is capable of fucking itself."

"On a scale of 0-1... How much do you love binary?"

"Out of 10 puns chosen at random, how many actually made people laugh? No pun in ten did."

"What are the four most common types of states of matter? Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives."