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Joke of the Day

"I would like to tell you a remarkably sophisticated joke........... What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, because they were both stuck up cunts."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked. Edit: Think LONG and HARD about it."

"The first time I got a universal remote control... I thought to myself, ""This changes everything."""

"Two animated gifs walked into a bar. Two animated gifs walked into a bar. Two animated gifs walked into a bar. Two animated gifs w[ESC]"

"My son wants to change his given Indian name, so I told Broken Condom he could change it if he really wants to. Kid's these days..."

"A recent study concluded that chickens lay more eggs when they get music in their coops... But only if it is Bach."

"I'm not surprised nobody has heard of the terrorist hairdressers? They're a fringe group."

"What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks I needed that."

"Why are there commentators for televised sports? We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv?"

"Student l: ""Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?"" Student 2: ""They are?"" Student 1: ""Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"""