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Joke of the Day

"[interview] Any questions? ""Why isn't Bigfoot called Bigfeet?"" No about working here ""Oh! If he worked here would you call him Bigfeet?"""

"Time for a police based knock knock joke. PEW PEW PEW it's the police, OPEN THE DOOR!"

"""Stomach...Lungs...Kidneys....Heart."" - Me, at my organ recital. (Not even slightly sorry)"

"What do you call a thief running down your stairs? A condescending con descending."

"If someone from Poland is called a Pole, what's someone from Holland called? Dutch."

"She told me if I turned off the light I could put it in her butt I guess I should have let the bulb cool first."

"Girls are just like pasta. Throw her against the wall, if she sticks, she's ready."

"Menbership (n): the fact of being a member of the Old Boys club."

"what do you call a cow that's recently given birth? Decaffinated"

"A farmer has 178 cows roaming freely in his field. After he rounds them up, he has 200 cows."