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Joke of the Day
"A farmer has 178 cows roaming freely in his field. After he rounds them up, he has 200 cows."
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"I've never been interrogated, but I have ordered a sandwich at subway, so I think I'm prepared."
"I thought ""asbestos"" was Spanish for ""best ass."""
"[i walk up to a woman wearing headphones and take them off her and put them on] nice this song rules. what? sorry, can't talk. headphones on"
"getting a teardrop tattoo for every leaf i've accidentally stepped on"
"I haven't seen my mom in a while My mom decided she'd rather be a man. Then we stopped seeing her much; That tends to happen with transparents."
"NSFW Passionately our lips met... Then she closed her legs and broke my glasses."
"How to you circumcise a catholic boy? Kick the priest in the jaw!"
"Me: kids, your mother & I are in a gang now. There's room for 2 more members Son: but there's 3 of us Me [petting both our dogs]: 3 what?"
"My Dad always calls me goldfish... I forget why"