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Joke of the Day
"Girls are just like pasta. Throw her against the wall, if she sticks, she's ready."
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"If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?"
"What did God say when Eve swim in the ocean for the first? He said, ""Oh great, now we'll never get that smell off the fish""."
"It won't be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It'll be me laughing at an inappropriate time."
"I bought shoes from a second hand shop. They must've belonged to a junkie though because I've been tripping all day."
"A guy goes to the doctor... He says, ""Doc, every time I drink coffee I feel a sharp pain in my right eye."" The doctor asks, ""Did you take out the spoon?"""
"Why is history called His story? Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias."
"What are the worst three words you could hear when you're in the middle of some passionate love making? ""Honey, I'm home!"""
"Why don't NFL players wear glasses? Because it's a contact sport."
"Eagles QB Michael Vick is engaged to be married. But both Rappers Pitbull and Snoop Dogg declined the invitation."