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Joke of the Day
"Which French novelist looked like a scrotum? Balzac"
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"I'm opening a tennis themed bar... I'm calling it ""First Come, First Served"""
"Jeffrey Tambor walks into a bar and spots Stephen Tobolowsky... He says, ""Have I seen you somewhere before?"""
"Convincing your girlfriend she's crazy is called gaslighting, and it's a dick move. Convincing her she's a robot is called bladerunning... It's a Phillip K. Dick move."
"Do you know what a pirates favorite letter is? ( read before down vote you may be surprised) Well you think it be the rrrrrr's, but it be the cccc's.!"
"So I found a hair in my pasta.. AN ANGEL HAIR! lololol"
"So I accidentally fell onto the rope connecting my two pigs... I tore my hamstring."
"My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes."
"Totally Original Joke What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a maltese shih tzu? An abortion."
"Dating black girls is the best When you go over to their house, you never have to worry about meeting their dads"