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Joke of the Day

"Dating black girls is the best When you go over to their house, you never have to worry about meeting their dads"

"Me: Phone a friend Judge: That's not how this works"

"why didn't the alcoholic become a lawyer? because he couldn't pass the bar"

"I signed up for Binary 101... but it turned out to be a level 5 course. Corny, but I'm still proud of myself."

"Don't joke.... About hobos because they are just poor."

"Moaning and gasping ""Give it to me baby!"" during a prostate exam will leave you looking for a new doctor. Anybody know one?"

"Wanna live a long life? Get married. I guarantee you'll change your mind real quick."

"I held the record for collecting Stephen King's books. Then I lost It."

"[hell] Me: Why am I here? Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair."

"My shower has two settings: -Freezing Cold -The Ending of Terminator 2"