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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the two deaf men who walked into a bar? Neither did they."

"Many people are surprised by the engagement of Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, but not me. If I founded reddit I'd be searching for better servers too."

"Dear Karma: I don't understand, he hasn't been mauled by a lion yet. XO, Me"

"Why are jews not creative? Because they can't think outside the BOX."

"A kid in the park told me smoking was bad for me So I popped his ballon with my cigarette and informed him so was talking to strangers."

"Why are people so impressed with voice control? Women have been around for 100,000 years"

"When a track star gets best time in a race they ""Break a record"" but when I do it I've ""Falsely entered a Special Olympics event""."

"Why do white people own so many pets? Because we're not allowed to own people anymore."

"Ever hear the story of the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He would lay awake at night worried about the existence of dog."

"Husband is leaning dangerously out of window whilst he cleans it. Only thing stopping me from shoving him out is that he cleans the windows"