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Joke of the Day

"What is Fido the dog's favorite part of a tree? Bark! What is his favorite canine? Wolf! How does he like his sex? Ruff!"

"Dad would you like to save some money? I certainly would son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike then I won't wear my shoes out so fast."

"How do you make a dead baby float? Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!"

"Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."

"All refugees are terrorists. (that's the punchline) (No that's actually the punchline)"

"I appreciate and am so thankful for all law enforcement officers ...until I'm driving."

"Does a farmer eat female sheep? Ewe, no."

"What happens when a sweatshop gets busted? The entire outfit is compromised."

"Congratulations, Americans who write ""Cheers"" at the end of e-mails. You've found something even more pretentious than ""Sent from my iPhone"""

"How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two!.......pac. ^(*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)"