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Joke of the Day

"Fortune cookie- You will have a successful TV show. Me- How old is this cookie?!"

"In Transylvania, it's your Count that votes."

"Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years? It has two lower case a's"

"I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop. Nobody came."

"Whenever my grandma comes to visit and I hear a loud thud from upstairs, I go for a coffee and think about the cool stuff I just inherited."

"Read more Aardvark jokes"

"What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy? Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute."

"Neon bumped into helium. There was no reaction."

"The hardest part about breaking up with your Japanese girlfriend... Is that you have to drop the bomb twice.."

"Superman: Only one cookie left. Batman: Rock, paper, scissors for it? Superman: 1, 2, 3, GO! Batman: *pulls out Kryptonite and eats cookie*"