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Joke of the Day

"Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president , until after serving 27 years in prison ."

"An apostrophe walks into a'bar."

"Why couldn't the pornstar join the navy? There was too much seamen."

"What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell? ""Stop being shellfish!"" *drops microphone, walks away*"

"I still call my dad ""Master"" out in public so that people stare and feel bad for me."

"Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with ""F"" and ends with ""K"" Firetruck is a very popular word!"

"Today I drove through a huge puddle that splashed up under my car and laughed to myself as I whispered, ""car bidet."""

"Knock Knock Who is there? Aula. Aula who? ALLAH HUAKBAR!!!!!"

"What is the similarity between household chores and anal? You don't want to do it but your dad gives it to you anyways."

"I went to a really posh school. In fact it was so posh, the Gym was called James."