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Joke of the Day

"World Cup Soccer? If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd go watch some of my single friends at the bar."

"My wife told me she thinks men in camouflage look sexy... I just can't see it."

"A girl who I've been seeing goes to sleep early. But that's mostly from the chloroform."

"Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not to Bagdad."

"What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know."

"Two chemists walk into a bar the first one says ""can I have a glass of H2O"" and the second chemist says ""Can I have a glass of H20 too"". and then he dies."

"A proud German from Frankfurt was so pissed off when he traveled to England and people called him a Frankfurter ... ... he moved to Hamburg."

"I'm going to the reverse origami championship tomorrow Can't wait to see how it unfolds"

"Me: I can't live like this anymore, I need to start eating healthier. Also Me: I couldn't decide between nuggets or a burger so I got both."

"Why is Monica Lewinsky so poor Because she's always blowing bills"