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Joke of the Day

"Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected."

"I shot a Black Man the other day I got charged with impersonating a Police Officer."

"How do you spot a blind guy in a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body then I was born."

"Tiger Woods Playing Golf"

"[CAVE] BABY DRAGON: Dad, I hate trolls! They are disgusting, evil creatures! DAD DRAGON: Just push them aside and eat your vegetables son."

"I told my dog 6,000 times, she could go out but I wasn't going to sit outside with her... Long story short, I'm sitting outside with her."

"What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? successfully end a race."

"I bought a Cosmo magazine that said ""Best Sex Ever!"" All I got was a bunch of papercuts."

"What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants? Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?"