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Joke of the Day

"What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants? Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?"

"how many apples does it take to make a pie? 3.14159265358979323846....."

"What did the Doe say when she walked out of the bushes? I'll never do that for two bucks again."

"Are you afraid of the dark? Just sing the opening line to ""The Sound of Silence."" Darkness will feel like you're being clingy and leave the room."

"Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty? Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."

"If at first you don't succeed, we have a lot in common."

"Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !"

"A husband and his wife. ""honey I have a confession to make. I've been seeing a psychiatrist"" ""Thats's okay dear"" the wife replied. ""I've been seeing the pool man and our daughter's basketball coach"""

"New Show Magic Show Idea I'm going to start a magic show at a funeral home and call it Abra Cadavera Hour"

"""Take the wheel Harry!"" said the nervous lady driver. ""There's a tree coming straight for us!"""