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Joke of the Day

"What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants? Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?"

"any love for Trump reversal jokes? In Obama's America, you serve the president, in Trump's America the president serves you."

"As a Brit I didn't believe Brexit could be Trumped But it seems that's exactly what's happened :("

"What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes? I'm walkin' here!"

"Overheard a woman telling another woman ""It's $150 and she supplies all the turtles"" and whatever it is, I'm in."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? ....Dr Dre."

"*shots fired in the club over the last slice of pizza*"

"Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel? They say he was snowed in."

"All I did was walk by an Abercrombie and Fitch and now my name is Trent, my shirt is off, and I'm really into shell necklaces."

"Was told to unfold my graduation gown to get rid of the square creases replied that I'd rather graduate with more degrees."