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Joke of the Day

"How do you spot a blind guy in a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"My sister won a horse pulling contest She went so fast she nearly fell off her stool."

"E-mail Addresses Are Kinda Like Underwear... If you don't change them often enough they'll get full of shit"

"If you were born after 1990, you will never know the frustration of having to rewind your parents porn tapes to the exact same spot..."

"Tron's full name was Tronald"

"Parents: It's unfair to put your toddler on a leash if you're not going to also let them pee next to parked cars."

"""...This one is TOO big. This one is JUST right."" -my daughter, picking out her preferred public toilet."

"What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever."

"Did you hear about the guy who has a fetish for cashews? He's fucking nuts."

"9: ""Mom, that's a pretty necklace. Can I have it?"" Me: ""No, I got it as a gift."" 9: ""Well, can I have it when you die, then?"""