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Joke of the Day
"I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body then I was born."
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"On the way to school... tl;dr"
"honey, i think the milk's gone bad ""i only bought it yesterday"" yeah well, look at this.. *milk is running a meth lab in the fridge*"
"A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Alright, I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""
"What do you call a hooker fart? A prosti-toot. Zing pow!"
"Why did Ernest Hemingway kill himself? He was paid per word."
"You haven't texted me since you went to bed. Are we ok?"
"""The moon is so close to earth right now""... ...""You can probably see it from space"""
"ST BERNARD DOG: [getting ready for work] Honey have you seen my barrel? WIFE: Which one? SBD: The little one I wear AROUND MY NECK EVERY DAY"
"what do Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? Kurds in the way"