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Joke of the Day
"I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body then I was born."
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"I posted a joke about ISIS killing themselves with their own bombs You can view it @ http://puu.sh/j83On/f79d53bf57.png"
"WTF fact- pigeons die when they have sex At least the one I fucked did."
"My all time favourite joke. Apologies to 99% of you. What's big and white and sits in a tree? A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree? A fridge wearing jeans."
"I was told water cooling a computer would make it faster So I threw my laptop into a pool, and now I never have to see a loading screen again!"
"WIFE: How's the ventriloquism going? ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it."
"What do you with 365 used rubbers? Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear."
"'Nothing like a real book' I say 'The scent, pages between my fingers- cracking the spine!' My tree girlfriend's parents sway uncomfortably"
"A couple go to sex therapist Forget a spacebar and have a horrible time"
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll add to the global overdepletion of the oceans. So just give him the fish."