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Joke of the Day

"ECHO! ECHO! ECHO! Hahaha. Just kidding Tina! But in all seriousness that's quite a serious infection you have here. - Me as a Gynaecologist"

"Yesterday, I told my son about the Tooth Fairy. Today, I find 33 teeth under his pillow. Clearly they are not his. I am very, very afraid."

"Abraham Lincoln is trending. Congrats to his social media team."

"If it's a boy, I'm naming him after my father, Anonymous."

"Racist joke,(answer this BEFORE you click) What do you call a black man flying a plane? No!!! A pilot! A fucking pilot! You racist bastard!"

"Only people who've walked into a sliding glass door can laugh when a bird crashes into a window. Everyone else who does it is a racist."

"What do a house and clean clothes have in common? Homeless people have neither."

"I created a new word today. Plagiarism."

"When I was young I wanted to be smart, like my dad ... he also wants to be smart!"

"How do you confuse an AP student? Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C."