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Joke of the Day

"Racist joke,(answer this BEFORE you click) What do you call a black man flying a plane? No!!! A pilot! A fucking pilot! You racist bastard!"

"What did the masturbator say when returning the porn that his friend let him borrow? [OC] Thanks, came in handy!"

"Bing is a fast search engine because you're the only person using it."

"I'd run a marathon but I don't know if I can handle the commitment. I mean a lifetime of telling every person you meet you ran a marathon?"

"What's the definition of awful? Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run."

"Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem."

"Narcissism It's in your best self interest."

"Im black and crack addict I cant satisfy any of my hoes :("

"American cheese is just regular cheese that's not afraid to fight for freedom! Also, it's fatter than the other cheeses. And more racist."

"Gay guys make some people mad... They get me anal..."