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Joke of the Day

"Racist joke,(answer this BEFORE you click) What do you call a black man flying a plane? No!!! A pilot! A fucking pilot! You racist bastard!"

"I want to start body building. I just need to find out where hospitals put the cadavers."

"My girlfriend was so intent on going shopping for a dress that she wouldn't even think about seeing a movie. I swear, she's such a clothes-minded person sometimes."

"Why can't I pay pay your mom for sex with my credit card? Because there's a minimum charge of 5 dollars."

"Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road? Trick question. There are no roads in Africa."

"Why did the chicken go around the world? Because his name was Marco Pollo.."

"When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? Default"

"I was laying in bed with a hangover It's awful when your cock's so big it won't stay in the bed. -lee Mack"

"My father always told me, he liked his women like he liked his sunglasses. Sitting on his face."

"Bad news: I just stepped on the cat. Even worse news: I think I just created a Nicki Minaj song."