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Joke of the Day
"When I was young I wanted to be smart, like my dad ... he also wants to be smart!"
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"I just folded a fitted sheet so beautifully an owl just delivered a Hogwarts acceptance letter to my house"
"What kind of operating system do horses use? None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter."
"What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Nobel Prize in Genetics."
"How about a game? You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP?). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef but you can't pea soup!"
"What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake? Yolko Oh-no"
"Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher? He only had one pupil."
"TIL the musical group Ace of Base was killed in a horrific traffic accident after they missed their exit on the highway and crashed... Police later said, ""they didn't see the sign..."""
"How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it."