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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse an AP student? Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C."
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"What is the scientific name for a crippled tyrannosaurus rex ? Tywalkasoreus Rex"
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"Tried to watch some porn last night but I couldn't buy into the plot... There were just too many holes"
"How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate? with an en croissant"
"What do you call a Mexican on a hill? Gracias."
"What happened to the Jewish Pinokio? He tried to lie, but his nose couldn't get any longer!"
"What's your new years resolution? Mine's 1920x1080."
"Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole."
"""Does my uniform make me look fat?"" -Insecurity guard"