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Joke of the Day
"If it's a boy, I'm naming him after my father, Anonymous."
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"Coolest jobs: 1)Beer maker 2)Secretary of War 3)Ninja 4)Guy who pushes scared skydivers"
"I can never tell the difference between your/you're/Asians"
"What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common? They both love to crack open a cold one."
"What kind of trucks do pigs drive?..... A pig up truck"
"My grandma started dying in the living room Well, I guess it isn't the living room anymore."
"What's a zombie's favorite weather? Brainstorms."
"What does a horny frog say? Rub it- rub it"
"When I had no money, I had few friends, but no enemies Btw, I still have no money, in case you were thinking of becoming my friend or enemy"
"Chasing away everyone who's ever tried to get close to you is a great way to save money on Christmas shopping."