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Joke of the Day
"""We had unprotected sex. Give us a present."" -- the subtext of every baby shower"
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"After Samsung phones, now Samsung washing machines are exploding. Samsung is now the third biggest nuclear power after US and Russia."
"Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon? Because he might peek at chu."
"What did the test tube baby ask its father? Am I a jerk off?"
"*Fakes Phone Call* ""Yes a thousand doves please....well give me pigeons and i can paint them white"" (cups hand over phone) ""I plan weddings"""
"""Professor I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?"" ""Well I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."""
"My girlfriend said I have crusty feet. I blame my socks."
"Maybe installing Freudian Autocorrect was not the breast idea."
"What is Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg's favorite facebook game? Candy Kush."
"When I have money, there's nothing to buy. When I don't have money, I want everything."