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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend said I have crusty feet. I blame my socks."
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"Received definitive proof I'm going blind AND senile this morning as I just attempted to pinch zoom the newspaper."
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"Why don't they have showers on airplanes? Because of the towel ban."
"What do you do when your Apple device gets warm? Ask apple to open the backdoor."
"How did the prostitute get promoted? She slept her way to the top!"