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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend said I have crusty feet. I blame my socks."
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"What's the difference between a regular horse and a police horse? A police horse has an extra asshole on top."
"Wow I can't believe I stopped a girl from being raped tonight... I got exhausted and stopped chasing her."
"Knock knock Who's there? Yo mama Yo mama who? Yo mama so old she invented knock knock jokes"
"MOSES: Cool thinkpiece GOD: It's a list of commandments. Not everything is a thinkpiece! Jesus Christ MOSES: Who? GOD: Oops, sorry. Spoilers"
"A laptop made in the United States is a portable device. A laptop made in Mexico is a deportable device."
"What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A Basketball player."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ? Brad news I'm afraid !"
"My grandfather always said, ""Be envied, not envious."" I wish I'd thought of that quote."
"My friend was dating a communist He should have noticed earlier; there were a lot of red flags."