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Joke of the Day
"What did the test tube baby ask its father? Am I a jerk off?"
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"A student walks into class late... Teacher: ""Why are you late?"" Student: ""While I was coming, I saw a sign that said **School ahead. Slow down.**"""
"No YOU hug her first .... NO YOU hug her first .... F-that ! YOU hug her FIRST ! .... -Lineup congratulating the Next Ebola free nurse"
"What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend? See ya next month."
"Do you think it's possible to train a hedgehog to walk up an down the table with cubes of cheese on it's spikes? I'm giving a dinner party."
"Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to git a long little doggy."
"When a woman asks for some time, and some space... ... she's trying to calculate speed"
"I'm so high, I just tried to Google ""My favorite songs""."
"I went to the doctor the other day wearing nothing but clingfilm ....... I sat down, the doctor turned and looked at me to say ""Clearly I can see your nuts!"""
"Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? They had a lawn-distance relationship."