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Joke of the Day

"I don't think so, people who are thinking so."

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants"

"What song did Taylor Swift write about Magic Johnson? Bad Blood."

"This year's presidential election is like 69ing someone... ...no matter who comes out on top, you'll be looking at an asshole."

"My friend gave me one last gift before he died. It was his EpiPen."

"I bet everyone in Gotham prisons really hates the guy that killed Bruce Wayne's parents."

"If I was Baltimore's head coach I'd probably just say ""That's so Ravens"" after every play."

"My mothers nearly 80 and she still doesn't need glasses. She drinks right out of the bottle!"

"My local police chief does a talk on heroin... So you can't understand any of it."

"Calculus should be taught in every high school around the world. It is such an integral field of math."