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Joke of the Day
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants"
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"What's the difference between communism and capitalism? In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite."
"Won't do that again Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."
"(Not a joke) The Aristocrats I'm sure all of you had different forms or variations of The Aristocrats, but what's the best one you guys have heard?"
"Did you hear about the naked man who fell into an upholstery machine? He is fully recovered."
"A new yoga student after his first class approached his attractive female instructor and said ""I heard you're into fitness..."" How about fitness dick in your mouth!?"
"""woof woof"" -my neighbor's dog telling me his views on abortion lol nigga idk if i can agree on this one"
"What's the tallest building? A library, because it has so many stories."
"*gets naked* *gets baked* *doesn't get why they don't rhyme*"
"What I hated about church as a kid was.. all the standing up, and sitting, and the knelling I had to do. I just wish the priest would pick a position and fuck me already."