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Joke of the Day

"People are forgetting that illegals are ""stealing"" jobs that no one else wants like the job of being Donald Trump's wife"

"Usain Bolt isn't allowed near any elementary schools. The speed limit is only 40 kph!"

"I was given MDMA and LSD tonight... What a shit way to start a game of Scrabble."

"I got called 'fag' a lot as a kid Until the day I stood up for myself and punched my mom in the face."

"My friend firmly believes that he's a solute I think he's diluted"

"A Horse Walks Into A Bar And the bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"""

"If you want to mess up some bodies knock knock joke? It's open!"

"Biker mimes If a group of mimes forms a motorcycle gang.... Do they have to drive electric bikes?"

"Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle"

"Why are vegans so salty? To hide the fact that their food has no flavor."