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Joke of the Day
"If I was Baltimore's head coach I'd probably just say ""That's so Ravens"" after every play."
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"""Anyone can be funny... But I can make you hilarious!"" -Marijuana"
"Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."
"Boss: Are you drinking liquor at work? *flashes back to pouring apple juice into a whiskey bottle bc I couldn't find a thermos* ""Yes"""
"Two artists had an art contest... It ended in a draw"
"My friend always wants to talk about the scientific principle of buoyancy. It's not interesting to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat."
"A hooker has sex with a leper... he said ""keep the tip."""
"Being a Zombie doesn't sound that bad. You don't have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now."
"What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop? A joggernaut."
"Whats the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scottish man The Rolling Stone says, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud."" and the Scottish man says, ""Hey McLeod get off of my ewe."""