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Joke of the Day

"Calculus should be taught in every high school around the world. It is such an integral field of math."

"LHC (Large Hadron Collider) When LHC discovered Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina."

"What do amputee bears and regular bears have in common? They both have four legs. (assuming the amputee is missing a different appendage)"

"Why don't women tip bartenders? They don't give a tip because they take the tip."

"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? C'mon, it's not hard..."

"Fried potatoes Mashed potatoes Baked potatoes Twice baked potatoes Potato chips -if Bubba grew up on a potato farm instead of a shrimp boat"

"My girlfriends are like computers. I mistreat them, load them with viruses, and then I break them."

"Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume..."

"So many people have a messiah complex these days.... I'm like ""Jesus Christ!"""

"A Christmas joke for you: Where do snowmen go to dance? The snowball!"