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Joke of the Day
"You're exceeding the limits of my medication. Please go away."
Next Joke
"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? enough to kill 2 1/2 men."
"Someone rang my doorbell twice this morning, so I guess I'm having lunch behind the couch."
"once I asked my dad if we could plant a bread tree in the yard & later that night I overheard him & my mom talking about ""sending me back"""
"[Works when you say it]. The best part about having sex with 28 year olds is that there's 20 of them"
"What is the most confusing day in Harlem? Fathers Day!"
"The relationship stages;- :* :'("
"They say talk is cheap but my last phone call cost me $2.99 per minute, billed directly to my credit card."
"The USA condemns unprovoked invasion of a sovereign nation."
"[date] HER: the last guy i went out with was as boring as a sack of potatoes ME: [gets up from table] my son is a potato"