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Joke of the Day

"[date] HER: the last guy i went out with was as boring as a sack of potatoes ME: [gets up from table] my son is a potato"

"There were rumours about someone who gassed a total of 6 million cows In other news, the government was finally able to meet the demand of Anne Frankfurters"

"If you're American before you go in the bathroom and American after you leave the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European"

"I was dating a midget but I had to break up with her. She never really grew on me."

"What do politicians and diapers have in common? They both should be changed regularly, for the same reason! *ba dum tssh*"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !"

"A little advice on poetry..... If you don't know if you like a poem or not just perform the ex lax test. See if it moves you"

"My wife says I have a drinking problem.. I don't remember ever getting blackout drunk though."

"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet!"

"I'm white, but not like ""has a golden retriever named Chance"" white."