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Joke of the Day
"What is the most confusing day in Harlem? Fathers Day!"
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"""Well ... I'll be dammed."" Bodies of water when they see beavers coming."
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"What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters? This is non-cents!"
"Martinis are like titties... ...one isn't enough, and three are too many."
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"Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house."
"The Human Centipede review I found it a little tongue-in-cheek... Source: Dad"
"What do you call a Muslim optician who doesn't give a fuck about his patients? Asif Eyecare"