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Joke of the Day

"They say talk is cheap but my last phone call cost me $2.99 per minute, billed directly to my credit card."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you up."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowy forest? You look for his fresh prints. ( )"

"What do you call a fish that stands out? Out of plaice."

"Obama : The people are worried Hillary is not focused.... How is her head currently??? Bill Clinton: Well she's no Monica... But she's good."

"Today in an elevator, I got off on my floor, hugged the person next to me & said, ""You seem like a alotta fun. We should keep in touch.""."

"Obama used the race card. Hillary used the woman card. America used the Trump card."

"Confucius Say: He who drop watch in toilet... Bound to have shitty time."

"The Defecator. ""That's not even a real Transformer."" Beat it, kid."

"Divorce court is like regular court except the judge sentences you to freedom."