172014

Joke of the Day

"once I asked my dad if we could plant a bread tree in the yard & later that night I overheard him & my mom talking about ""sending me back"""

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"What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!"
"What do you call a farting Russian? Vladimir Putin ~ You can thank my 65 year old grandfather for this"
"How do we know that Darth Vader is American? Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March"
"I was so close to a threesome last night... I was only missing 2 people"
"What is Asia's favourite sitcom? Everybody loves Ramen."
"*Wakes up* ""Wow I feel pretty good"" *Moves body* ""Maybe I spoke too soon"""
"If you don't have anything nice to say, tweet that sh*t."
"What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup? You turn off your playstation."
"What's your best pedophile pick up line?"