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Joke of the Day

"[Works when you say it]. The best part about having sex with 28 year olds is that there's 20 of them"

"I just farted for 6 seconds and now I'm a dubstep DJ."

"Wanna hear a joke about my cawk? never mind its too long"

"Do you think clouds look down on us and think, that ones shaped like an idiot."

"How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall? Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!"

"Cajun restaurants' food is so spicy... ...that you want to wash your hands before you use the bathroom."

"I refuse to text and drive... I always end up spilling my beer."

"I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away."

"""Lethal Weapon"" is my favorite movie about how to fix a dislocated shoulder."

"Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !"